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Friday, March 17, 2006

Wow its been forever since i last blog, so much that another ice age is approaching...


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Yea and i really mean ICE AGE!
Ice Age - The Meltdown. Coming Soon..




Well that's not the main point.
HOLIDAYS!
Yeah rite bullshit.

Mon- NTU Econs and Public Policy Seminar
Tues- 4 hours Maths
Wed- 4 hours Maths
Thurs- Work
Fri- GP Common test + Work
Sat- Work
Sun- Work

wad more??

Well i wanna share wad happen on thurs during work.
I was doing outside catering service under Marina Mandarin Singapore (as usual), doing a private Italian dinner. I have to say its a big shot dinner la.

Well I am not suppose to take photo of the house and say where it is. Its illegal to do so u see? Against international law de! Serious! In fact, i am not even suppose to type out the place coz any search on google by some officer may lead them to track me down here!

But i guess it will be alright if I...
1.Say the place but cannot take photo.
OR
2. Show you some photos of some place i visited but cannot tell u the place. So u wun noe where it is.

I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE I WENT!!!


So now u still dunno where it is. Anyway the house is like freaking big la.
1st floor - Golf Pitch and Theatre Room
2nd floor- Living Room, Dining Room, Pantry + 2 kitchens + Swimming Pool.
*the dining room itself is bigger than my house le la.
3rd floor- Personal rooms etc
4th floor- Office room

Infact, the interior design is like a palace la.

One of the chef cooking in the outdoor kitchen.
While for me, i was cutting the bread. U noe? Italian food alot of bread de.
And ya. It was a ten course dinner. *everyone eyes popping out*
And every single course has pasta in it (typical italians...)
Infact, they brought in like more than 7 types of different pastas.

- Chef working on pasta....
Did you realize that I said every course has pasta???
IN
OTHER
WORDS
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Including desserts???
(Chocolate mousse in the dunnno wad name pasta)



And we dun even have to provide the glasses and cutleries and plates.
U see...all their cutleries are gold-plated de. Even plates have plated gold rims la.
Btw..when we talk about gold-plated cutleries, its not the type of yellow gold (looks disgusting), but very very light yellow gold...the elegant type.

*Me doing the polishing of their cutleries*

And this is LESS THAN HALF of their collection of glasses.
*in western dining, each type of glass serves a different type of drink*


*yep and the set up is completed!*
This is part of their dining room. Observe the long long table and the swimming pool outside*


and the candle light in the middle of the table.
Looks like mini Hogwarts.

Entrance to the dining room. The four long things are not lamps, but real wax candles.
My camera lousy so cannot produce the elegant effect.

Ya la. Didn't manage to take photos of the other floors because security cameras are everywhere. Remember? I am not even suppose to bring a HP camera into the residence.
*clapx clapx for my bravery*

And so let's return to the boring food photos lor.

*Clams, Prawns and Scallops* Uncooked yet.

The black color thing is pronounced as "Brae-sau-la" Remember to keep rolling ur tongue when pronouncing the "Brae" since its italian word. Anyway it is italian Air-dried Beef.
Also seen beside the beef is Smoked Salmon with Ricota Cheese.
At the corner of the photo is the Smoke Salmon with Sour Cream and Carviar.

And yes! I got to try many different types of wine and liquor.
(According to my dory-like memory...)
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(I only know how to pronounce, dunno how to spell)
From left: "Pro-sei-ko", Chardonnay, Lemoncerro, Whisky, Carbernet Sauverignon, Berlini, Giva. Heck those at extreme back.

And my top 3 favourites are...
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1. Lemoncerro (Lemon taste alcohol, 25% alcohol)
2. Berlini ("Pro-sei-ko" with Peach, 5% alcohol)
3. "Pro-sei-ko" (5% alcohol) *observe that it is produced by Ferrari. The exact same company as that car brand.




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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Ok...and so..I'm kinda paralysed temporarily for blogging.

Firstly, my VS3 Data cable is with Si Jia, which means i can't upload photos to share.
Secondly, I dun have alot of time to start on my other sites (read previous entries...)

Well anyway, juz to share with u something kinda funny. Not haha-funny, but...WTF-funny!

As some of you may have known, I have an unusual physical fitness ablility. I have strong legs, but zero power arms. Really. If you've observed, my calfs are like...christmas hams? while arms are bamboos la

Hence ever since young, I've always been this High-point failure for NAPFA, meaning getting over 20+ but fail anyway. Its..weird...

So, for once and for all, I decided to visit a physician for this matter, FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL>

And the report is that......
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The bone frame (骨架) of my arms are that of a girl.
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Furthermore. I have protruding elbow joints which prevents normal movement.
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And that i need to train 20 to 30times harder than other males in order to achieve the same results physically.






Well? wad to do? tell me tell me?






Anyway i went to support Guo Mei Mei yesterday during her Qian Chang Hui. But i ended up getting high over Lin Ling Zhi (DJ from Yes! 933), who was the host for the day. I'm like so in love with her la since P5.

I've been listening to her radio programme practically everyday. From her Xian Ge Ji Yi in 1999, to her Yin Yue Ri Ji is 2000, till even her daily morning programme Jiu Shi Wan Ren Me from 7am to 10am. Yea i'm that gaga over her.

Well the main point was that, I had so much close contact with her yesterday! For e.g, some moments she'll be talking to me through the freaking mic, down the stage.

Pointing to me... "eh tai xia zhe ge nan sheng, ni xiang shang lai chang ge ma?"

Looking at me..."eh ni you ting wo de jie mu ar?"

Den at the end of the qian chang hui, everyone was like rushing to see meimei, I was rushing over to see Ling Zhi. We interact and talk normally at a distance less than 50cm, for more than 5 mins. Piangx..u can imagine how my heart was blopping out la. She even signed and left a message, on my Yes! 933 Music Diary 3 album.

waaa piangx. By den my heart was already rolling on the cement floor like those muah chee dough on the peanuts la.

I will never forgot these moments.




Have i mentioned that i am among one of those idiots in chinese essays, who chase stars and singers?



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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Yesterday while swimming, I suddenly had this idea..

Wouldn't it be nice if i have my own Fansite, Thank You site, and Hate site?

Fansite
Fansite will serve the purpose of an arena for people to express their gratitude to me, if there's any. Wahaha. For e.g, if i help u pick up ur pencil today, and u felt thankful, u can come to my fansite and post on the board about why Henry is great!


Hatesite
Hate site will serve the purpose for everyone I've offended for the day, to post and criticize. You see, if u buay song me for something, it'll be SOOO unconstructive if u talk behind my back, and hypocritically smile infront of me right? Hey here's the place u can be a good boy or good girl, and be a TRUE friend to criticize me, and make me a BETTER MAN! Yea!


Thank-you site

This arena will be the place where I'll express my gratitude to those who have helped me in a way or another on the day. For example, if u have made my day better by helping me pick up the some old pencil, you are still someone that have HELPED ME! And u shall deserve a minute of fame on my humble blog.

*to those people who have given me Valentine prezzie, ur faces shall become the first entry in my thank-you site!


Hmmm...will all this be a dumb or good idea?????



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Monday, February 13, 2006

Something interesting...

Saw something funny today. By funny i dun mean HAHA-funny but, Weird-funny.

An ordinary blindman selling peanuts...


with extrodinary qualifications.


PS. Anyway i thought those sentence sounded far too simplistic.



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The issue about Kate Beckinsale...


I remember the time when Kate Beckinsale used to be my favourite artist. I even once declared in sec 2, that she is one of the most beautiful girl i've seen. For your info, it was her appearance in Pearl Harbor that make me gaga la.

Well, I see her different from other ang moh girls in the sense that, she does not give out the crudeness that angmoh ladies usually possess. Instead, what i felt was Asian warmth and grace, making her unique from other angmoh.



To illustrate better what i mean by ang moh crudeness, take for example, Angelina Jolie, u can feel the female crudeness as though she's saying.. "come babe come closer. I want your money!"
Similarly, many other angmoh actress also display the feel of "Hey I'm a bitch. U wanna get a slap from me is it?" I know without substantial examples these statement sounds like stereotyping. Well, to hell with you.


Well, even if she looks rundown in this picture, what we can feel is still helplessness yet eyeful of hope. If what u'd imagine out of this picture is her juz slaughtered a hundred and one zombies, once again, to hell with you.



A screenshot from Underworld (2003). Do you still recognize who this vampire warrior is? Yes! My dearest Kate Beckinsale! Apparently the director had wanted to let her try out a role as a crude vampire slayer. But look at her expressions? It is still those innocent and soulful eyes!

And thus this movie Underworld (2003) did not win her any awards.
F
A
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L
E
D
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And juz when i thought movie makers out there have realize their stupidity, here comes Kate Beckinsale with her next movie!

VAN HELSING!
In this movie, Kate Beckinsale becomes Anna the Vampire Slayer! Again! It's like wtf? Can you movie makers out there stop polluting the mind and image of our poor Kate Beckinsale?
Look at her in this screenshot? She looks more like a housewife in evening gown, holding a cane as though she's gonna whack the hell out of naughty Johnny. (i juz like that name. sounds so boy boy. whahaha)
And so...i dun remember her getting any awards out of this. Thus...
F
A
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L
E
D
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Well I shall end of this entry abruptly by introducing a movie that is coming up.


Underworld: Evolution (2006) starring Kate Beckinsale as a Selene, the Vampire Heroine.



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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Juz another quick entry.

Many times when i walk past my friends, I will greet them with a "Hello Ugly" or "Hello Fatty" when they are neither ugly nor fat.

I used to think such things are fun, only to realise that it gets insulting over time.

Well, SOOOOOO...

How about praises!???

P
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S
E
S
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Imagine urself walking...den suddenly u hear a...

"Hi pretty!! Have a great day!"

or to talk to someone and get showered with..

"Hey these are great ideas!"
or things like that.


I think it is much more entertaining and constructive than to shower others with un-entertaining insults.

sooooo the bottom line is....



Next time if u are sian or sad... juz purposely walk pass me!
I shall shower u with positivity and praises to brighten up your day!

So in order to make this a habit, I hereby declare...


If u ever catch me making such unfunny insults, u are entitled to knock my head ONCE!

Sounds fun!

Have a great day Pretty and Handsomes!



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Juz a brief entry. Went for OG30 dinner at HOlland Village on thurs. It is most probably one of the last time we are meeting up le.

I shall keep comments to myself.

Yep and here are the photos.


OG30 4eva!


"We are the Chio-Bus!"





Deepvoiced, "and We are the HUNKS!"


Meng Xiang Keng Hee + Dicky


Well, since its a dinner, there muz be some food right? I shall show off my lousy photography skills so that u will like the food u are eating everyday. =)

Wee Ling's Breaded Manure (dunno how to spell the actual word)


Meng Xiang's Black Pepper Sirloin Steak



My Baked Rice with Chicken


Dunno wad sandwich...


Topless 5 (Orange Sherbet, Thin Mint, Sticky Chewy Chocolate, Yummy Raison, Lime Sherbet)



See what see? Nothing already la



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Friday, February 10, 2006


Well, a few days ago i found a photo of my great great great grandparents, taken in 1731 .
As you can see, they are Egyptians so i deduce that the photos are taken using camera from Aliens who built the pyramid and forgot to bring back to Pluto.

Aren't they cute? Especially my ggggfather! He's so cute and hunky. Will look bestest without moustache. =) I know u agree too.



Well I am gonna share with you my interesting experience of Chinese New Year. As some of you know, I have a big family of 7 ma. So every year when we go out to bai nian, we'll have to squeeze in my papa car. But H-O-W?


Qing Kan VCR!
This is the floorplan of the car. For your info, it is neither a car nor limo, though it looks like one. Yup all thanks to my superb drawing skills!
*observe that out of we 5 siblings, 4 are squeezing and i am freaking comfortably squatting.



4 ppl sharing seats at the back..........

While I'm happily squatting in the middle. Woohoohoo


Den later my sis realise tt it is illegal to been seen having more than 3 ppl at the backseat...
so she took the initiative................
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Hey nice Ornament (the white one)!!!



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Friday, February 03, 2006

Wtf..(which the fish)...

Yaba yaba yaba...

Juz learnt something from Weilson..

What are Friends U Can Keep?

Friend
U
Can
Keep
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Nice!

Do you also know that in Hawaii, the word Aloha is use as both hello and bye in a conversation?


Hawaiian Girl: "I guess that's about it. Gotta go"

Henry : "Goodbye!"

Hawaiian Girl: "Aloha!!"

and the conversation starts all over again...


-.-"'
That's so not funny...

Yaba Yaba Yaba..


I have so much things to blog. Yet i dun have the time...!

Yaba yaba yaba...

I have like gazillion numbe of photos to upload. yet i dun have the time..!

Yaba yaba yaba...

Hmm wad do i have?

1. 30th Jan - Visit to Kelvin Soh's House (My Tawkay aka lao da at Marina Mandarin)
Speciality: His super DIY House. Most of the things are designed himself.

2. 31st Jan - Mass Bai Nian to Wei Yuan, May, Francis, Sharon, HuiQin House
Featuring: Henry weiyuan bryan yuko sharon huiqin francis marzuki syafiq may paterson (did i leave out anyone?)
Speciality: Don't miss out the exclusive photos of how some look like when they were young!

3. Revelation 2006. - OG30 Stones! (stones are cutier than rocks)

4. 4th Feb - Chingay!
Featuring: Dunno yet. Gotta go first den know.


And gtg now for chingay le...


Yaba Yaba yaba



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